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ussmckirk:

Steve Rogers is my fitness role model.

In other words, I too want to be injected with a magical serum that’ll give me the perfect body in mere seconds without my having to do any exercise whatsoever.

(via ryachu)

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

(via littleballofpunk)

canadianslut:

people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge

(via littleballofpunk)

ruinedchildhood:

They need these at all parties.

ssweaterweather:

have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other 

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(Source: compulsives, via littleballofpunk)

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theidiotclub:

am-i-retarded-or-overjoyed:

abbeyllie:

fuck. why do i find this so hot

because it is

it sure is
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ohitsdanny:

glamourandgrenades gets the best presents ever.
bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
clichedruby336:

austinrivers23:

clichedruby336:

Ryan loves bananas.

"Gavin get back here"

[Gavin Screaming]
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i literally dont understand the point of making a bed

(via necksdeep)

tranqui-l:

saltydreams:

whatyoudont-understand:

feedhertothesh4rks:

Gurl knows what’s up

Never thought id reblog Miley but she’s on point.

I love you

She has a point

sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)